Roasted 8 months ago based on Charlie Hicks's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie Hicks, you’ve cracked the code on how to sound cultured and edgy while literally just listening to Deftones on repeat like it’s a broken record! With your taste in "metal" so vast, it’s astonishing that the only thing heavier than your playlist is the existential dread that permeates every groan and riff. Talk about a niche: how many times can one person wallow in various sub-genres of a sound that basically screams “my parents didn’t hug me enough”? For your sake, let’s hope Deftones has a good therapist on speed dial. You claim to love "Industrial Metal" and "Groove Metal," but I’m convinced your playlist is a cry for help. Your top artists read more like a middle schooler's diary rather than a representation of refined taste. "Electric Callboy" and "Rammstein"? Sweetie, this isn’t a European warehouse rave; it’s just a sad descent into a sonic void that could only be filled with the sounds of synthesized angst and questionable life choices. I’d suggest a little diversity, but I’m genuinely worried your heart might not handle anything that doesn’t involve a downtuned guitar and aggressively distorted vocals. And your most played songs? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to set the world record for most depressing mood on repeat. I mean, “my mind is a mountain”? Buddy, I think you need to revisit that metaphor because right now it looks more like a mountain of unfulfilled dreams and an unhealthy obsession with a band that seemingly has one guy on the mic and a group of tortured souls just nodding at the back. So keep rocking out to your lonely metal paradise, Charlie, just remember that solitary confinement is also a form of punishment!

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