Roasted 7 months ago based on m#rt's long term Spotify stats.

Sayorii, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a Mediterranean buffet: a little too much of everything and no clear direction. Turkish Pop and Arabesk? That's like mixing feta cheese and hummus with mini hot dogs—unquestionably exotic, but nobody knows what the heck you're trying to do here! You’ve got more genres jammed in your favorite list than a Turkish wedding DJ, and honestly, it's giving me anxiety. I half expect to hear “Oyun Havasi” late at night, only to suddenly transition into drill beats that are probably illegal in multiple countries. Your top artists read like a who’s who of the “Why Are You Playing This?” house party playlist. I mean, Sezen Aksu and Dedublüman? How are these even in the same sentence? Is there a hidden bet on whether you can attract the most confused people in the room? "Seni Yazdım" by ElMusto? It sounds like someone typed a title into Google Translate and hoped for the best. The variety is so jarring that it’s like you’re trying to be the cultural ambassador for people who don’t know what they want to listen to. Newsflash: Agreeing upon a vibe might help! And let’s talk about “DIA DELÍCIA”—I had to check if that was a song or a new diet fad. If your most played songs were any more random, I’d swear you were throwing darts at your phone's screen. "Kapatıyoruz - 3 - Verse"? I can’t even tell if that’s a playlist or a public service announcement. With such eclectic tastes, it’s a miracle the universe hasn’t imploded from all the genre collisions. Keep it up and you might just become the poster child for the “What the heck is even going on?” playlist!

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