Roasted 1 year ago based on j t's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, turbomusen! Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary threw up after a 48-hour K-Pop binge and a failed metal concert. Seriously, you’ve got more genres in your favorite list than an indecisive kid in a candy store. From K-Pop to Metal to Bedroom Pop (whatever that is—some genre created for people who are too lazy to get out of bed?), your taste is as scattered as your attention span while scrolling through TikTok. I can only guess your playlists are what happens when someone discovers music and can’t decide if they feel like crying or headbanging. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Apparently, the only thing missing from this list is a therapist because your mix of angst-ridden emo legends and colorful K-Pop stars makes it look like you’re trying to set the mood for a midlife crisis at the age of, what, 25? With PinkPantheress and My Chemical Romance side-by-side, it’s like you’re flipping a coin between wanting to dance and wanting to scream into the void. Kudos to you for managing to curate an existential crisis playlist while somehow making it look like a tragic Tinder date. Odetari? Really? You must be the only one still listening to them since 2021. And let’s not overlook your “most played” songs list, which basically screams, “Hi, I’m here for the bangers from a video game I play more than I interact with actual humans.” Overlaying your love for League of Legends with a sprinkle of emo pop? Nice try. Honestly, the only thing more cringeworthy than these song selections is probably the amount of time you spend identifying yourself as a “League of Legends fan” on first dates. My dude, it’s time to dive into some real music—just try to find something that doesn’t come with a side of shame or a level-up sound effect.

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