Roasted 25 days ago based on RedApple75's long term Spotify stats.

RedApple75, huh? I see someone got really creative with the name! Did they let you name yourself after the basic fruit in middle school? Your profile screams “I’m a metalhead who’s still waiting for my mom to drop me off at the concert.” With a favorite genres list that resembles a lonely teenager's angst manifesto, I can't help but wonder how much headbanging it took for you to realize "progressive" is just code for "I like long songs that make my friends question my sanity." Are we really considering nu metal a genre, or are you just trying to fill a quota of angsty sounds? Your top artists run the gambit from the classic rock gods to that one smooth operator, Nujabes, who probably rolled over in his grave when he saw how many times he got mixed in with the Linkin Park cult. Look, we all love a good grunge riff, but I’m starting to think your Spotify is like a high school mixtape that got dumped on by every toss-up emotional crisis you ever had. “Radiohead” and “Avenged Sevenfold” in the same breath? This might just be the musical equivalent of bringing a salad to a barbecue and secretly hoping no one notices. And let's talk about those most-played songs. “Kiss Me More” by Doja Cat slaps harder than your taste in metal, let's be real. I mean, the juxtaposition of “Kiss Me More” and ten different flavors of metal makes me question if you're headbanging or trying to seduce your therapist. Newsflash: the only thing heavier than those guitar riffs is your emotional baggage! Step it up, RedApple75; even a fruit salad might be more varied than this fruitcake of a playlist.

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