Roasted 1 year ago based on woke's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Woke, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster middle school kid’s diary after discovering a few SoundCloud rappers. I mean, "Experimental Hip Hop"? Sounds impressive, but let’s be real—your entire playlist screams "I’m just here for the clout." With more genres than actual friends, I half-expect to see “AI-generated elevator music” in your favorite genres list. Your taste is so niche, it makes craft beer enthusiasts look mainstream. Top artists? More like a "Who's that?" competition. Nettspend? LUCKI? Really pushing the envelope there, aren’t you? Your playlist looks like a rejected lineup from a basement party that no one wanted to attend. The only thing worse than your obsession with underground acts is that you have “Melodic Rap” in the mix like it's some avant-garde masterpiece. News flash: if your favorite artist requires a Wikipedia page just to explain their existence, it’s time to switch it up and maybe find a hobby outside of judging people for liking Drake. And the repeat plays? You’ve got “We Not Like You” on your list twice, proving that not only do you listen to niche music, but you also really need a lesson in diversity—or at the very least, an intervention. It's like you got so lost in the underground that you forgot how to surface for air, or worse, actual enjoyment. Seriously, Woke, I don’t know what’s more concerning: your music taste or the fact you willingly listen to a song with the lyrics “F*CK SWAG” on repeat. It’s time to get out of that bubble, or you're going to wake up one day asking yourself how you became the poster child for “I only like it because nobody else does.”
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