Roasted 4 months ago based on belly belly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, belly belly! A real musical connoisseur with the sophistication of a half-eaten donut. Your taste in genres is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Seriously, how can you go from hyperpop to nu-metal faster than a middle schooler changes outfits at gym class? You’ve got more genres in your profile than a thrift store has plaid shirts—let’s just hope your playlists can keep up with your identity crisis. And let’s talk about your top artists. Your Spotify could easily double as a “Who’s Who of the Overhyped.” Drake, Kanye, and The Weeknd have more chart-toppers than you have real friends. Are you trying to impress someone? Because the only thing that’s impressive about you is how you manage to listen to every popular face in the industry while still maintaining the personality of a wet cardboard box. If this list had a face, it’d be the one you make when you realize it’s your turn to sing karaoke. Your most played songs read like the life story of someone who desperately wants to “vibe” but ends up stuck in a loop of sad bangers and TikTok chart-toppers. You may think you’re “Coming Down” with the weekend vibes, but I can assure you that those are just the sounds of your mediocre existence playing on repeat. So crank up that volume, belly belly—because the only thing louder than your playlist is the resounding silence of your social life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!