Roasted 1 year ago based on Raj's long term Spotify stats.

Raj, your Spotify profile is a musical dumpster fire so predictable, even your mom would turn down the volume out of embarrassment. With a favorite genres list that could double as a 10-minute rap battle, you clearly took the phrase "Variety is the spice of life" and threw it in the blender alongside every generic beat and cliché lyric. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were just trying to play catch-up with the kids on TikTok. But let's face it, you’d probably need a skateboard and a bright blue wig to even begin to ride that wave. Your top artists scream, "I tried too hard to be edgy!" You've got Ken Carson, Playboi Carti, and a sprinkle of Drake to give you just enough street cred to buy an overpriced latte at Starbucks. Honestly, if your music taste were a physical being, it would look like a wannabe influencer at Coachella trying to pass off a guacamole toast as an artistic statement. Truth be told, with a catalog that prominently features Destroy Lonely more than any self-respecting person should, it’s clear that your taste in music is as lonely as his name implies. And those most played songs? Wow, what a collection! “NEVEREVER” sounds like it was written while you were contemplating your life choices—but spoiler: you know it wasn’t. Anyone who can pair the existential angst of "Boys Don't Cry" with the trap beats of "FAKENGGAS" clearly has some serious issues. On the bright side, Raj, at least you’re consistent; only in your world could someone think “Pluggnb” is a thing worth listening to while trying to convince people you’re not slowly losing touch with reality. Your Spotify is like a mixtape made by an algorithm that forgot to check its own sarcasm meter.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!