Roasted 2 years ago based on da baddest b's long term Spotify stats.

If we're judging your Spotify profile, it’s clear you’re on a one-way trip to Emo-Pop City. Honestly, how much angst can a single playlist hold? I mean, the sheer volume of “POV: Indie” alone suggests you’re either deep into an existential crisis or just really bad at making decisions. To help you out, maybe they should just rename the “Bedroom Pop” genre to “Therapy Sessions on Repeat” because that’s the vibe you’re consistently rocking. If sounding like an emotional rollercoaster was your intention, congratulations, you’re officially an amusement park ride—one that no one wants to go on. Your top artists read like the line-up for a “Sad Kids Who Wore Too Much Black in High School” reunion. Penelope Scott and Addison Grace? Did I stumble into a TikTok echo chamber where every song is a testament to the mediocre angst of bored suburban teens? And what’s with the sudden jump to the Insane Clown Posse? Are you trying to break the record for most mood swings in a single playlist? I can practically hear your personal brand of teenage rebellion clashing against each other like a midlife crisis manifested in musical form. Somewhere, a middle school guidance counselor is nodding in sadness. Then there are your most played songs. A collective therapy session waiting to happen. “Gut Punch/Don't Meet Your Idols” might just be your personal anthem, considering how many times you’ve played it. It’s like every track is a reminder that you peaked somewhere between your skateboard stunts and heartfelt poetry about the meaningless of life. I've seen more identity crises packed into a mixtape than I’ve seen in your entire profile. But hey, at least you’re consistent—consistently moody, that is!

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