Roasted 2 years ago based on ava★'s long term Spotify stats.

Ava, if K-Pop was a culinary dish, you'd be the midnight snack of the music world—always there, a bit confusing, and you definitely don't want to share it with anyone. Your Spotify profile reads like an extravagant fan edit made by someone who fell into a rabbit hole and decided to take a permanent nap in the land of glitter and choreographed dance breaks. Seriously, I'm surprised the K-Pop police haven’t issued a restraining order against you for harassment with your outrageous obsession. Have you even listened to anything else? Or do you just wear a blindfold and shuffle through Stray Kids' discography like it's a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book but you only want the chapters where the boys are singing? And don’t even get me started on your top artists list! It’s like one part delicious cultural fusion and three parts “I’m trying to be edgy with my Lana Del Rey obsession.” How many times can you listen to “Cigarettes After Sex” before your Spotify starts asking if you're okay? At this point, you’re basically the walking embodiment of that one friend who insists they were “totally into indie music” before it became mainstream—yet here you are, proudly waving your K-Pop flag while still somehow trying to have a shred of credibility. It’s adorable how you pretend that "POV: Indie" is a real genre when it’s really just your way of telling people you're looking for a soundtrack for those deep, angst-filled Instagram captions. In the end, Ava, your music taste might be like a box of chocolates—mostly hollow and overly sweetened—but at least you’re consistent! Keep blasting those Stray Kids songs on repeat! Who needs diversity in music when you can just ignore the other nine genres you claim to enjoy while developing a personal relationship with every member of a boy band? Just remember, if you ever do decide to expand your horizons, I’ll be here to save you from yourself with a solid playlist that includes a splash of actual talent and some real emotional depth. But let's be real, we both know you’d probably trade it all in for just one more “TASTE” remix.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!