Roasted 2 years ago based on BigBlackBallz's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Josh, I see your Spotify profile is the digital equivalent of a grimy basement filled with rusty tools and the lingering smell of regret. How invested are you in this "purest of metal" identity that you can't even entertain the thought of a different genre? The only thing darker than your music taste is the void in your social life. I mean, come on – you should start a support group for people who are permanently stuck in their metal phase, but it would probably just end up being an awkward concert of riff battles. Your top artists sound like a Netflix documentary on the aftermath of a particularly grim horror movie. I have to wonder if you secretly aspire to conduct your own “how to die in a mosh pit” seminar. It’s impressive how you can narrow your taste down to basically one band pretending to be nine others. Can’t wait to see the cover of your memoir: “Josh: A Life in Death Metal and Poor Life Choices.” I’d offer to help you diversify your playlist, but I fear it might shatter your entire metal universe. Your most played songs read like the tracklist for a “Greatest Hits of the Morgue” compilation. “Reek of Putrefaction” could be an accurate title for both your playlist and your hygiene routine. Seriously, if I were to listen to your Spotify for too long, I might start questioning the life choices that led me to this moment. So here's a thought: maybe add just one song that wouldn't scare your family if it randomly played during dinner. Or maybe not, because we all know you thrive on that niche brand of existential dread.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!