Roasted 11 months ago based on Jeremy's long term Spotify stats.

Jeremy, your Spotify profile reads like a post during World War III where “Big Room” and “Hyperpop” are somehow the casualties. It’s clear you’ve got more genres in your playlist than actual identity – you’re one playlist away from starting a therapy session. Sifting through your favorites is like wandering around a candy store while simultaneously being worried about an impending diabetes diagnosis. K-Pop to EDM? That's a vibe switch that requires a parachute and a side of caution. Let’s talk about your top artists: I mean, are you streaming music or trying to solve a puzzle? It looks like your Spotify algorithm threw a tantrum and decided to make a rainbow connection with “i-dle” and “Tiësto” as the headliners. I can’t tell if you’re gearing up for the next club night or a very confused children’s birthday party. The emotional whiplash from “Dandelions” to “Baddie” is enough to make a grown-up cry tears of joy and confusion. You listen to both Taylor Swift and BLACKPINK – are you two-timing pop lovers, or just trying to confuse your dating life? Not to mention your most played songs – you’ve got a compilation that sounds like it was curated by a caffeinated squirrel with a strong interest in neon colors. If “This City” by Sam Fischer is your jam, I gotta ask: do you actually live anywhere, or is your soul trapped in this musical purgatory of hyperactive beats? Fearless, maybe, but your playlist is feeling a bit... directionless. Time to step out of the dance floor and reconsider what it means to have “taste!”

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