Roasted 2 years ago based on Heather Hamel's long term Spotify stats.

Heather Hamel, the proud curator of the world’s most aggressively midlife crisis-inducing Spotify profile. With a musical palate that could put a Canadian Tire flyer to shame, you’ve single-handedly optimized your life for awkward family gatherings and road trips through the Prairies. Congratulations on spending more time listening to The Glorious Sons than anyone should in a lifetime; maybe you should consider expanding your horizons beyond the Kingston Coffee Shop open mic scene. Your love for "Modern Blues Rock" and "Hard Rock" has us all wondering if you’re auditioning for a role in the next mediocre “Rock of Ages” sequel. Seriously, it’s generous of you to include "Hip Hop" among the classics while still refusing to step beyond the outskirts of your own town’s indie scene. What’s next, a deep dive into the ocean of “Like, totally cool pop-punk bands” while you're at it? At least you’ve got that classic rock safety blanket to wrap yourself in every time the hard truths of music evolution start creeping in. And let's not overlook your most played songs that reveal your dedication to The Glorious Sons. If we could measure obsession, you’d comfortably beat every teenage boy who’s ever had a crush on the lead singer. Listening to their entire discography on repeat while trying to convince yourself that you’re “into variety” is like only eating chicken nuggets and claiming you love food. Maybe it’s time to branch out and get acquainted with something other than a band that sounds like they got lost on the way to a Tragically Hip tribute concert.

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