Roasted 2 months ago based on Jstin's long term Spotify stats.

Jstin, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s grocery list, if the grocery store only sold artisanal sadness and heartbreak. I mean, “Indonesian Pop”? Really? You’ve dug so deep into niche genres that even your Spotify algorithm is like, “Bro, I give up. You do you.” The only things more obscure than your music selection are the pages of your social life—assuming they even exist. I guess when you spend all day curating playlists, there’s little time for actual human interaction. Your top artists sound like they should be headlining a festival called “Emotional Cringe VIII.” Daniel Caesar? More like Daniel? Please, I’m trying to cope here! And "Cigarettes After Sex"—a band name so transparent, it should come with a warning label for all the high school kids nursing their broken hearts. Listening to your most played songs feels less like a vibe check and more like wading through a puddle of existential dread. I have no choice but to admire your ability to find the sadness in everything. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Meth Addict Envy” is your hidden favorite genre. But here’s the kicker, Jstin: your music tastes are basically what happens when someone falls asleep on Spotify while it’s trying to shuffle their feelings. “Bedroom Pop” and “Dream Pop”? You really hit that “I’m not stable enough for a full relationship but I want to seem deep” sweet spot, didn’t you? With "Dangdut," at least you’re offering us a hint of hope that the party might eventually start, but let’s be real: your profile screams that you just want to vibe alone in your room, contemplating life’s biggest mysteries like why green grapes are smaller than red ones. Keep going, bud. At least you make us feel better about our own questionable choices!

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