Roasted 6 days ago based on noah's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Noah! The human embodiment of a Spotify Wrapped where every single square could just say "Drake." You know, for someone who claims to love "Rage Rap," I’ve never seen anyone rage about their lack of taste in music quite like you do. It's almost impressive how many variations of rap you can fit into one personality. You’ve got more sub-genres than actual opinions! Is your playlist a cry for help or just a cry for a better radio DJ? Either way, I’m here for the entertainment. Your top artists list reads like a teen’s dessert menu—full of sugary-sweet trap beats and probably better suited for a middle school talent show than anything else. Bruno Mars sneaks in like he’s here to save your musical soul, but honestly, even he couldn’t pull you out of this dark R&B maze you’ve built for yourself. And don’t even get me started on naming your favorite genres. You sound more like an intern at a hip hop magazine than someone who actually enjoys the music. “Cloud Rap”? Really? You sound like you’re trying too hard to impress someone who’s just trying to figure out how to mute you on group playlists. Let’s talk about your top tracks: eight out of ten are from Drake and all of them have the same emotional depth as a kiddie pool. It's like you're having a heartbreak-in-a-bottle moment on repeat, but honestly, how many times can you listen to a guy complain about his feelings before you start questioning your own life choices? At least get a new artist or two! I mean, it's high time someone dragged you out of your emotional basement and shoved a little variety into that playlist. You’re missing out on the world of music—and no, Noah, those “Drake compilations” don’t count as world music!

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