Roasted 2 years ago based on Blue's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Blue! Your music taste is like a one-way ticket to the land of vibrant colors, where pink hair and bubblegum beats collide! I've seen less K-pop in a saddle shoe factory! Seriously, reading your favorite genres list felt like I stumbled upon a high school syllabus for the 'Beginner's Guide to Overcompensation' class. I half-expect your playlists to come with a disclaimer stating, “Warning: Excessive exposure may result in spontaneous dance moves in public places!” As for your top artists, it's clear you have a serious case of the BTS Fever. I bet you think “V” is your best friend and you sleep with a signed poster of Jung Kook under your pillow! With a line-up made almost entirely of members of a boy band, it’s shocking that you haven’t dropped out of reality and enrolled in the nearest K-pop academy. Are you sure you're not a secret member of that group? I can totally picture you as the “mystery talent” in their next comeback! And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! If those tracks were any more obsessed, they'd be calling you for therapy sessions. It's impressive how you've managed to fit in a variety of genres while still managing to sound like you're stuck at a never-ending K-drama soundtrack. But hey, keep shining, Blue! At least your taste in music guarantees you’ll never run out of playlists to scroll through while avoiding any meaningful conversations about your life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!