Roasted 3 months ago based on DMC5IsCool's long term Spotify stats.

DMC5IsCool, huh? I’m honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze every teen angst cliche into your Spotify profile without breaking a sweat. Listening to indie and alternative rock is basically a modern rite of passage, but you took it to the next level by adding sub-genres like "Lo-Fi Indie" and "Breakcore". I mean, what’s next? “Existential Dread-Acoustic”? And let’s be real; the only reason you listen to “Neo-Psychedelic” is just so you can feel sophisticated while drawing stick figures of your emotional breakdowns. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card at a café where nobody’s heard of a hairdryer. Tyler, The Creator and Mac DeMarco? Sure. But then you have Jack Stauber and Toby Fox—did you shuffle the playlist for a "How to Pretend I Have Taste" tutorial? And I see you’ve got “Vocaloid” in there—great choice. Nothing says "I’m emotionally available" quite like singing along to Japanese-produced virtual characters while eating cereal straight from the box at 3 AM. And bless your heart for those most played songs; “Results” by PaperKitty and “Just Monika” from Doki Doki Literature Club? It feels like your musical identity was compiled by someone who spent too much time on Tumblr and too little time in the sun. There's a good chance your Spotify is just a decoy to distract from the fact that you haven't decided what your Spotify bio is supposed to be. But hey, keep hitting “shuffle.” Maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a song that’s actually about being a functional adult.

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