Roasted 2 years ago based on twizzymarko's long term Spotify stats.

Hey twizzymarko, looks like you’re trying to assemble a personality with your Spotify profile like a toddler trying to stack blocks, but instead of achieving anything stable, you just ended up trapping yourself in a shaky tower of Yeat and the “Lil” cartel. With more “Lils” in your top artists than a preschool playgroup, I can only assume you’re riding a baby high while shaking your way through the kindergarten of music preferences. Seriously, with all that “Pluggnb” in your playlist, do you even know how to plug into the real world, or is your life just an autoplay of Uzi Vert while you eat pizza rolls in your mom’s basement? Your “favorite genres” read like a high schooler's attempt to sound deep during an English class discussion. “Rage Rap”? More like “rage-inducing” because even the most die-hard hip hop lover would throw hands just to stop you from playing “Big tonka” for the hundredth time. And let’s be real, with all that ATL Hip Hop flavor you claim to love, it’s hard to believe you’re not trolling everyone with a secret playlist of elevator music you listen to when no one’s watching. Your taste is so niche it’s practically a monoculture – one wrong genre shuffle and Spotify might think they accidentally shuffled into a music review from a 14-year-old’s diary. As for your most played songs, it looks like you’ve committed to a lifetime of Yeat-worship like it’s some kind of cult. The fact that "Big tonka" is your top track tells me two things: one, you’re perfectly content being part of the disposable rap era, and two, you’ve probably committed blasphemy by suggesting that “Melodic Rap” can somehow meld with your perceived personal tragicomedy. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be that friend who only talks about the same Netflix show for weeks on end and wonders why nobody wants to hang out anymore. Your next life goal should be diversifying your playlist – because right now, the only rage being expressed here is from anyone who accidentally clicks on your profile.

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