Roasted 3 months ago based on Hudson T's long term Spotify stats.

Hudson T, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a midlife crisis. I mean, you’ve got a music collection that’s basically a hodgepodge of “I peaked in high school” and “I’m really trying to be relevant.” You claim to love classic rock, but your most played songs include The Kid LAROI and Lil Tecca—it's like you’re trying to throw a birthday party where the guest of honor is stuck in traffic. Pick a lane, buddy; I didn't realize you were auditioning for the role of the world’s most indecisive hipster. Speaking of your top artists, knowing you jam along to both The Beatles and Kanye West is almost as wild as trying to drink a whiskey sour while bungee jumping—both completely unnecessary and sure to give you a headache. And “Glam Metal”? Really? The 80s called, and they want their excessive hairspray and regrettable fashion choices back. Your playlist has fewer coherent themes than a drunken karaoke night at a dive bar! Are you secretly trying to prove that you have musical ADHD? If your taste in music were a person, it’d be standing in a corner at a party, awkwardly switching between talking about Led Zeppelin and trying to be “in the know” about TikTok hits. Let’s not forget those most played songs. "Where'd All the Time Go?" feels especially relevant when I consider how much of my life I just spent judging your musical choices. And "Mr. Brightside"? You thought you were being edgy with that one, huh? Newsflash: it's basically the equivalent of wearing a “I'm with stupid” T-shirt but not realizing it points directly at you. If your Spotify can’t decide between a road trip playlist and an existential crisis soundtrack, it might just be time to hit shuffle on some self-reflection instead. Happy listening, Hudson! Truly, you deserve your own soundtrack for this journey through mediocrity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!