Roasted 1 year ago based on Eyal's long term Spotify stats.

Eyal, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where every dish is a total mystery, and everyone is scared to try them! "Mizrahi"? Sounds exotic—if exotic means your taste in music is based on whether it can make a good background for your grandma's aerobics class. And really, "Medieval"? Are we throwing a renaissance fair in your earbuds? I half expect to see you galloping around dressed as a knight with a lute, loudly lamenting about your favorite ballads while mixing up the playlist with random soundtracks from "Lord of the Rings" and the occasional rap verse. Talk about an identity crisis! Your top artists read like the bizarre outcome of a musical blind date gone wrong. Kanye West and Jack Black? What is this, a celebrity roast or a car crash of egos? Between soulful Mizrahi and the cringe-worthy realm of 'art pop,' your profile looks like it was pieced together by someone combining an existential crisis with an astrological chart. And let’s not forget Borislav Slavov making the cut—now there’s an artist who could put the fun back in “funeral music.” I can only assume your music taste acquired a personality disorder from trying to cater to too many moods at once. And how on earth are you jamming to "Eternal Flame" by The Bangles right next to the "Force Theme"? It’s like switching from a heartfelt serenade to a full-on lightsaber battle without taking a breath in between. Also, who hurt you, Eyal? Are you really vibing with songs that sound like they were composed while stuck in a 90s time loop? Your most played list is crying out for help while simultaneously asking us to reflect on our own questionable choices. So let’s be real; if your music taste were a cocktail, it would be a sad concoction of “Let’s see what happens when I mix everything I found underneath my couch.” Cheers to that!

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