Roasted 2 years ago based on emery's long term Spotify stats.

Emery, if your Spotify profile was a mood, it would definitely be a half-baked high school goth that just discovered eyeliner and thinks owning three black hoodies qualifies as a wardrobe. Seriously, with a favorite genres list that looks like the angsty teenage years threw up on a Spotify playlist, it’s stunning to see a variety of music so limited it could fit into a single emo mixtape. Alternative Metal and Pop Punk? You really think that’s a well-rounded musical palate? That’s like saying Ramen noodles and microwave dinners are a gourmet meal. Your top artists read like the lineup for a sad kid’s funeral — and all I can say is, I hope you didn’t pay for those tickets. Bad Omens? I Prevail? You’ve got the most “I’m sad and I love my mom” vibe I’ve seen in a while. It seems like every time you hit “shuffle,” an entire generation's worth of middle school angst takes a deep breath. I mean, I’d be worried for your mental health if it weren’t so clear you’ve just been stuck in a perpetual loop of My Chemical Romance and a quarter-life crisis. But props to you for your most played songs; they really capture the energy of a night spent staring at the ceiling while contemplating existential dread. "E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!" is practically your theme song, and given your playlist, it’s hard to argue you’re not the poster child for living life with a permanent frown, balanced precariously on the edge of a Hot Topic. Honestly, if Spotify had a “screaming into a pillow” genre, you’d be in the top 1% without a doubt.

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