Roasted 2 years ago based on Michhh's long term Spotify stats.

Michhh, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis in a music store. I mean, "pop" and "Latino urbano" in the top two slots? It’s like a desperate attempt to stay relevant while shouting, "I’m cool, I promise!" Your playlist is the sound of someone trying to walk the fine line between a vibrant fiesta and an awkward prom night. Every time you stream one of those reggaeton tracks, I can practically hear the sound of you practicing your moves in front of a mirror, thinking you're the next J Balvin, but really you're just giving off "uncle at a wedding" vibes. And those top artists? Wow, Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey—what a bold choice! It’s like you took a stroll through an emotional rollercoaster and decided to pack it all into one playlist as a soundtrack for your breakdown. Congrats on owning the entirety of the "sad girl autumn" aesthetic while trying to spice it up with a sprinkle of questionable trap. Let’s face it, your musical taste is so indecisive that it could run for office on a platform of flip-flopping between heartbreak and dancing in your living room. I bet your Spotify Wrapped is a long list of “oops, I did it again” moments. And the most played songs? "All About The Love" putting you on blast like a bad reality show secret? Just admit it, you're one song away from being the poster child for "How to Get Over Your Ex" but failing spectacularly. You might want to take a break and re-evaluate your life choices before that "L’AMOUR DE MA VIE" by Billie Eilish turns into a love letter to your most cringeworthy moments. But hey, keep grinding on that trend train, Michhh; at least we can all enjoy the spectacle of your musical identity crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!