Roasted 29 days ago based on rylee ♥️'s long term Spotify stats.

Rylee, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who spent way too many nights crying in their room over existential crises while scrolling through Twitter. Your "favorite genres" list makes me wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a music festival for misfit toys. Seriously, “Witch House”? Are we conjuring spirits or just conjuring sympathy with that playlist? With that eclectic assortment of sound, I half expect to see your Spotify wrapped celebrating how you single-handedly made the neighbor's dog howl at the moon. And let's talk about your top artists, shall we? “Girl Pusher” seems to have made quite the impression on you, proving that you have all the emotional range of a nickel. I mean, how many songs can one person listen to about angst before it’s just self-indulgent? At this point, your music taste is so specific it should come with a warning label: “May cause extreme eye-rolls from anyone with a semblance of a social life.” With all that depth, it’s a wonder you're not headlining therapy sessions instead of music festivals! But I give you credit, Rylee – you’ve achieved the perfect sonic blend of adolescent rebellion and a make-believe goth aesthetic that screams “I swear I’m deep!” from the rooftops. Your most played songs read like an invitation to a pity party where nobody shows up, and the punch is just more $uicideboy$. If you keep this up, we might need to add “therapy rock” as a genre because honey, the only thing darker than your playlist is your soul. But hey, keep rocking the noise! At least someone needs to drown out the sound of your bad decisions!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!