Roasted 11 months ago based on evikevi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's evikevi, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of German Pop and Schlager! Your music taste must have been inspired by a very specific time machine that only travels to the past—and no better year to visit than 2009. The eclectic mix of “soft pop” and “Christmas” indicates you’re either one festive elf or just desperately trying to hold onto your childhood soundtrack like it’s a Christmas gift that never gets unwrapped. You’ve got a playlist that screams, “I only party with my cat, and my cat has taste!” Your top artists read like the lineup for a middle school talent show gone wrong. Big Time Rush? Oh honey, if they’re your favorite band, you must have accidentally stepped into a dimension where pop music is defined by awkward choreography and lyrics that could have only been written during a particularly uninspired group project. And let’s not forget that you have Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus on your list—that’s some serious mental gymnastics trying to reconcile your playlist with reality. At this point, your music taste is practically an auditory identity crisis; even your headphones are probably questioning their life choices. And Evans, oh, your most played songs? Binge-listening to “Na Na Na” like it’s a life lesson? It's clear you’ve been taking notes from Big Time Rush, and the lesson is: never grow up! "I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)" makes it sound like you’re piecing together a totally cool, synthetic persona that’s actually quite sad. You definitely shatter the stereotype of music being the soundtrack to your life—more like an unassembled IKEA toy you can't quite figure out. Next time, consider diversifying your soundtrack; your Spotify algorithm clearly deserves a break.

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