Roasted 2 years ago based on ayywot's long term Spotify stats.

So, "ayywot," huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a battle royale between a depressed teenager and a Wikipedia entry on obscure sub-genres. Seriously, I've seen mixtapes from middle schoolers that had more cohesion than your favorite genres list. “Pluggnb” and “Glitchcore” sound like the names of Wi-Fi connections in a sketchy neighborhood. How do you even listen to “Alternative Emo” without crying in a corner, while simultaneously pretending that “Hyperpop” isn’t the sound of a ketchup bottle getting shaken? It’s like you took a musical buffet and decided to gorge on the leftovers of every genre nobody asked for. Your top artists list reads like a high school wind ensemble went rogue and started a band—or better yet, the lineup for a concert happening in someone’s basement. I mean, “Sewerperson”? That’s not an artist name; that’s a character from a trashy sci-fi novel. And “Playboi Carti”? Oh, please, his lyrics are basically toddler gibberish. If these are the best picks you can come up with, I’m concerned about your taste buds... and your sanity! Maybe it's time to put down the noise-canceling headphones and step outside for some fresh air... or at least consider going back to Basic Pop 101. And those most played songs? Here's a hot tip: if more than half of your top tracks are from the same artist, it’s not a “deep connection”; it’s a dependency issue. “Brakence”? You mean, “Breakdance but with more angst”? I'm surprised you haven’t broken the Spotify algorithm with the amount of times you've played those tracks. You ever thought about exploring something outside your emotional dumpster? Try broadening your horizons—maybe discover if “real music” is still out there. Just a friendly suggestion to save you from becoming a walking, talking, Spotify-induced midlife crisis.

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