Roasted 6 months ago based on yelhsa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chiyen, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet, and surprise, surprise – you somehow managed to pick up the most bland and predictable items on the menu. K-Pop, OPM, P-Pop, and a sprinkle of Indonesian R&B? Congratulations! You've created a genre cocktail that even your most eclectic friends would politely sip and then pour down the sink. They say variety is the spice of life, but in your case, it seems like the spice cabinet was locked, and you only found stale salt. Your top artists read like someone's desperate high school playlist where they tried a little too hard to seem cultured. A sprinkle of Taylor Swift, a generous helping of Frank Ocean, and a dash of beabadoobee... Is this your way of impressing people, or are you just looking for a soundtrack to your mediocre life? And don't get me started on the fact that your most played songs feature "Love Like You" from Steven Universe. Are you trying to relive your childhood or your sad teen angst? Either way, it’s cringe. Let’s talk about your favorite tracks. "Sparks" by Coldplay? That’s not deep, it’s just an obvious choice to gain one or two serious points. And who could forget "The Man Who Can’t Be Moved"? You might want to take some notes, because at this rate, your dating life could use a little help. It’s like you curated this list while scrolling TikTok in bed, half asleep and dreaming of a personality. At this point, your Spotify looks less like a collection of your favorite jams and more like the soundtrack to someone else's midlife crisis. But hey, at least it’s good for a laugh!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!