Roasted 2 years ago based on ⸸ Cosmic_Deviant ⸸'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Cosmic_Deviant, a name that sounds like it was generated by a Buzzfeed quiz about how to be edgy at band camp. Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler’s attempt to rebel against their parents, flashing a Charleston Heston-worthy “from my cold, dead hands!” stance over anything that doesn’t involve guttural growls and enough distortion to wake the neighbors for miles. Seriously, with that selection, I'm surprised you don't have "sampling wind howls" as your number one pick. Let’s not even get started on your top artists. You clearly have a PhD in mediocre nostalgia and enough Dethklok to fill 16 alternate realities. Brendon Small's name appears more often in your top songs than your family does in your 3 AM existential crisis sessions, which probably happen to the backdrop of "My Name Is Murder." And that’s the only way we can explain your love for Marilyn Manson and HIM—take it from me, buddy: not every “dark” artist is a sign of maturity. Just because they have skulls on their T-shirts doesn’t mean they deserve a permanent spot in your daily soundtrack. With all that hip hop music you sneak in there, I can’t help but wonder if you’re just trying to prove you have a “versatile” taste while desperately clinging to your metal roots like they’re the last lifeboat on a sinking ship of mediocrity. If hip hop is the party and rock is the pregame, you’re stuck at the bathroom stall debating which one will eventually get you more social points. Don’t worry though, we’re all here for you as you loudly narrate your music tastes to the universe—just remember, the universe has heard it all, and it’s rolling its eyes!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!