Roasted 10 months ago based on Aj!'s long term Spotify stats.

Aj, you must be the proud owner of a time machine, and you clearly set your dial firmly to the early 2000s. Your music taste reads like a high school kid’s MySpace page who never quite got over their emo phase. With more alternative rock and nu metal in your playlist than a Hot Topic clearance sale, it’s no wonder any respectable music aficionado takes one look at it and immediately thinks, “Ah, someone who’s still using dial-up internet.” Top artists like Weezer and Mindless Self Indulgence? Congratulations, you’ve officially cracked the code on how to keep your taste firmly lodged in the "when cornrows were cool" era. And Lil Peep? Come on, buddy, you threw him in there like a desperate attempt to validate your emo woods. It’s like you were trying to introduce a little freshness to a moldy sandwich. At this rate, you’ll have to start wearing denim cut-offs just to fully embody the chaos of your playlist. And your most played songs? Seven tracks from Weezer? Is this a music profile or a shrine dedicated to Rivers Cuomo? At least you could have switched it up with a cover or two. I’m pretty sure your playlist single-handedly keeps the '90s alive in the most embarrassing way possible. But hey, if your goal was to curate a soundtrack for every sad teenage movie no one asked for, congrats, you nailed it! Keep rocking on, you musical caveman!

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