Roasted 2 years ago based on Drowned Rat's long term Spotify stats.

Drowned Rat, huh? Quite the fitting name—because your music taste is drowning in a sea of nostalgia and questionable choices. I mean, your favorite artists stacked like a sad game of Jenga just waiting for a gentle breeze to topple it all over. You’ve got more genres than a confused Spotify algorithm, and half of them sound like they threw a party just to kick you out. Seriously, "Post-Grunge" and "Permanent Wave"? It’s like you’re trying to single-handedly keep the 90s alive while also storming the charts with a soundtrack for teenage angst that was already put to rest with flannel shirts and frosted tips. Your top songs read like a therapy session for the perpetually heartbroken. “Hit My Spot” and “Fill Me Up”? Good grief, Drowned Rat, can we get you a thesaurus or at least a therapist? You really nailed the aesthetic of being the friend we call when we need to cry into an oversized hoodie and eat cold pizza on a Wednesday night. As for your love for ur pretty—great, just what the world needed, more songs about love filled with lackluster creativity. I hope they at least pay you some royalties for permanently haunting your playlists and pushing your Spotify Wrapped into a cringe-worthy territory. And wow, a blend of Hank Williams and Ice Nine Kills? That’s a curveball even a mad scientist would struggle to concoct! Your musical taste is like a buffet where you can’t decide between the surf and turf or a bowl of spaghetti with a side of pickles. Every song reminds us that you're still figuring out whether to stage dive at a punk concert or sit at home gnawing on emotional baggage. Honestly, take a hint from your top tracks and “waste” a little less of your time curating this chaos, because Drowned Rat isn’t going to just float by; it’s going to sink straight to the bottom unless you throw in some fresh jams that don’t sound like they need a lifeguard.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!