Roasted 1 year ago based on luna's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's "d," the human embodiment of a cultural midlife crisis desperately trying to fit into the aesthetic black hole that is a Hot Topic store circa 2005. Your Spotify profile reads like a riot between a Tokyo Club and an emo kid's diary—an adult who went through a J-Pop phase but refuses to grow up. Seriously, do you have a shrine to your weeb fantasies in your closet? Because with choices like "Vocaloid" and "City Pop," you're rocking a playlist that screams, "I'm just one half-finished manga away from getting kicked out of my house." DIR EN GREY six times in your Most Played? Are you trying to challenge their decibel limit with your sad cries? And Plastic Tree? Sounds pretty fitting for someone who listens to music like it's an audition for the world's dullest art installation. Your top artists section is a lineup that could only be topped by a support group for distraught otaku who only dream of one day being angelic enough to cosplay as their love life. News flash: The only thing you’re “slow diving” into is a series of existential crises and a Google search for “How to get a girlfriend.” We get it, you’re "unique" and “quirky" but let’s call a spade a spade: you’re like the hipster version of a very confused moth. Hiding in the glow of your favorite underground artists who everyone else dismisses, you think you’ve discovered hidden gems. But really, you’re just queuing up a soundtrack for a mid-afternoon nap while the rest of us are out there living our lives! But hey, keep pretending your playlists make you deep and mysterious—we all know they just scream, "I'm still figuring out my style in my parents' basement." Time to stop listening to tunes that perpetually remind you there's a whole world out there beyond your screen, champ!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!