Roasted 3 months ago based on Szymon_O's long term Spotify stats.

Szymon_O, huh? Wow, where do I even begin with a Spotify profile that reads like a middle schooler's diary after a rough breakup with mainstream music? “Hip Hop” AND “Old School Hip Hop”? Bravo, buddy! You’ve officially mastered the art of loving music that’s been bled dry since 1999. Your taste is less of a varied playlist and more of a playlist stuck in a nostalgic time capsule, waiting for someone to rescue it from the basement of “What Was I Thinking?” And let's not forget your seemingly endless love for "Rage Rap." Are you okay, Szymon? Are your emotions really that tangled up that you need an entire genre dedicated to losing your temper over a bass drop? Pair that with your super relatable obsession for Disco Polo—because, you know, nothing screams "hardcore street cred" more than belting out a toe-tapping Eastern European dance hit while lurking in your mom's basement. As if that’s not already an identity crisis in itself! Finally, let's talk about your top artists. Between the legendary Nas and the borderline unknown Young Multi, it seems your preference is like a variety pack of cereal where half the selections have already expired—a sad mix of hip-hop royalty and internet wannabes. With those tunes echoing in your ears, it's no wonder the best song you vibe to is a track questioning “Gdzie mój dom?" (Where is my home?). At this rate, maybe it’s time to explore new genres—unless, of course, you want to keep living in the past and curating a playlist for an existential crisis.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists