Roasted 10 months ago based on mugipilled's long term Spotify stats.
Oh boy, if your Spotify profile had a face, it would be the poster child for "please stop trying." “Mugipilled,” huh? Are we expected to guess what that even means, or is it a secret code for “I listen to music only because I read the word ‘cloud’ and thought, ‘This must be soft and comforting?’” I don’t know what’s softer, your musical taste or that squishy little brain of yours that thinks it’s cool to obfuscate the fact that you just can’t decide between being sad and being flexy at the same time. Also, “Nightcore”? Really? What is this, 2015? Get ready for the sonic equivalent of a digital hipster wincing during karaoke night. Your top artists list reads like an underground train wreck- a sad gathering of all the sounds no one asked for. $uicideboy$ and Marjorie -W.C. Sinclair? Wow, it’s like you stumbled upon a dumpster fire and thought “Yeah, this is my vibe!” You’re trying to catch feelings, but all you’re catching is a severe case of “Who hurt you?” And collaborating with seven names you barely know but love to brag about? Please, at least when you create your obscure artist backstory, don’t forget to mention how you once cried listening to "Chutes & Ladders," because that’s about as deep as you get. Your “Most Played” songs feature Marjorie so much that it feels less like a playlist and more like a desperate plea for attention—like going to a party and just talking about your cat. We get it! You love Marjorie! But when all you listen to sounds like a rejected soundtrack for a low-budget anime, maybe it’s time to check your life choices. So, here’s a suggestion: diversify or risk becoming the musical equivalent of tofu—bland, everywhere, and just plain embarrassing!
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