Roasted 6 months ago based on Tsugi 𓆏's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tsugi 𓆏, where do I even start? Your Spotify playlist reads like a teenage diary entry from a kid who just discovered black eyeliner and feels deeply misunderstood. With favorite genres like "Screamo" and "Death Metal," it’s clear that you’ve spent too many hours screaming into pillows instead of talking to actual people. Seriously, do you have any music that doesn’t sound like it’s trying to summon the devil? I'm not saying you’re dramatic, but if we lit a candle and played your top songs backwards, I'm pretty sure we'd find the location of your next existential crisis. Your top artists list is like a sad, twisted tour of any small-town emo coffee shop. My Chemical Romance? More like "My Chemical Regret" for that time you thought 'fitting in' was overrated. And Gorillaz? Buddy, we get it; you want to be that cool, cartoon-ish character in your own personal apocalypse, but even the animated band looks at you like you just set off the fire alarm at a poetry slam. Next time you’re feeling all broody, just remember: it’s possible to channel angst without losing all hope of ever enjoying a sunny day without a storm cloud hovering over you. As for your "most played" tracks, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to single-handedly keep the post-hardcore scene alive and well—kudos for being the last remaining fan! But, Tsugi, with song titles like “Ripartire da capo per me non significa niente,” it sounds like you’re just begging people to start a new chapter in their lives… preferably one that doesn't involve you. If it weren’t so amusing, it would be sad. Just remember, if music were an Olympic sport, you’d be competing in the 'Whining While Screaming' division, and darling, you’re definitely a gold medalist.

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