Roasted 1 year ago based on Uniles's long term Spotify stats.

Uniles, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis of an emo teenager who just learned how to use a VPN. I mean, German Hip Hop and Cloud Rap? Are you trying to start a musical identity crisis or just trying to confuse everyone at the party? And "Psytrance" alongside "Horrorcore"? Sounds like the soundtrack to a bad acid trip, and I can't decide if I want to dance or run for my life. It's like your music taste is that weird art installation where no one knows if they should laugh, cry, or just leave. Let’s talk about your top artists—GReeeN and absent? Wow, quite the originality you’ve got there! Did they not have an "A" list for artists in Germany, or did you just pick based on who had the funniest names? I can hear it now: "Oh, you don’t know absent? He’s like the avant-garde version of an introverted mime, but with less personality." And seriously, Yungmon? With a name like that, you're one step away from having a bunch of stuffed animals as your backup singers. This is where we gracefully nod and pretend we’re impressed. And those most played songs? My dude, it’s like you’ve taken “living your truth” to a point where it resembles a cracked record stuck in a tragic loop. I’m half-expecting you to pop up at my local coffee shop reciting poetry about the depth of your feelings while wafting in the sweet aroma of angst and bad decisions. I suggest you hit shuffle once in a while, or the next time I see you jamming out to “Keine Zeit,” just know I’ll be tagging you next to “most likely to be misunderstood” on the yearbook. Keep rocking that obscure vibe, Uniles; just don’t be surprised when you become a walking meme in no time!

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