Roasted 2 years ago based on 💤 issei 💫's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Issei, with a Spotify profile that looks like an existential crisis wrapped in a SoundCloud playlist, I can’t help but wonder if all those genres are just your way of compensating for a complete lack of musical identity. At first glance, it seems like your playlist was curated during a late-night drive to nowhere, fueled by a mix of desperation and a thousand yard stare. It’s like you walked into a genre convention and just threw a dart at the wall while blindfolded. "Rage Rap"? "Glitchcore"? If those are songs you actually listen to, I can’t wait to hear the soundtrack to your next therapy session. And let’s talk about your top artists – Drake, The Weeknd, and a sprinkle of “who even are these people?” SoFaygo? Dom Corleo? Is that what happens when your Spotify is stuck in a perpetual state of auto-suggest, dragging you through the deepest, darkest corners of the internet? Seriously, the only thing more tragic than your taste is your need to feature artists whose names sound like they were pulled from a random Twitter handle generator. It’s like you couldn't decide between mainstream hits and filing for hipster bankruptcy. As for your most played songs? “practice > preach”? Is that supposed to be musical or your life's motto? Because based on what I see, “practice” seems to be your front row seat at the arena of mediocrity. “KAPITOL DENIM”? The only thing missing is a disclaimer that you should wear something else while listening. We get it, Issei—your music taste is about as diverse as a vegan at a barbecue. Do us all a favor and start calling it what it is, “Eclectic Insecurity: The Soundtrack.”

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