Roasted 1 year ago based on almarorri09's long term Spotify stats.

Almarorri09, huh? A Spotify profile that reads like the playlist of someone who spends way too much time in their basement trying to decide whether they're more into melodramatic crying over emotional rap or stab-you-in-the-back Brooklyn Drill. You've got such a curated selection of genres that I half expect to find a sub-genre called “Icelandic Hip Hop While Crying in the Shower.” Seriously, how many times can you listen to Drake before realizing he won't actually return your calls? Your listening habits scream “I'm emotionally unavailable but still take longer to pick a playlist than a Starbucks order.” And what's with the obsession with Lil Baby? Is there some sort of competition for who can listen to the most songs while still pretending to have a social life? Your top artists list could probably serve as a soundtrack for every single mid-2000s teen drama, and yet, here you are, trapped in your own version of “Euphoria” where the only drugs involved are Spotify’s endless supply of “sad boy” anthems. Drake's practically a feature on your profile; your streams are so consistent it's like he’s adopting you into his rap family. Lastly, if “Falskar ástir” is your most played song, I have to ask—are you sure you’re not just trying to impress someone with your knowledge of Icelandic Pop? I mean, that’s as niche as it gets. At this point, your profile could be a Tinder for music lovers: “Swipe right if you can handle my over-analysis of why Drake’s ‘Fair Trade’ is the emotional high point of my life.” Come on, Almarorri09, you’re one melodramatic lyric away from a therapy session and a Tinder bio that just reads: “I promise I'm not that sad!”

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