Roasted 4 months ago based on Aman Kajla's long term Spotify stats.

Aman Kajla, the king of alternative rock and the self-proclaimed hip-hop connoisseur. Look at you, with a list of genres that reads like a hipster’s shopping list for a midlife crisis. “Desi Hip Hop” and “Garage Rock” in the same breath? You know you can’t just throw a turban on a garage band and call it culture. Your artistic taste is all over the place—if your Spotify feed had a face, it would be that confused kid at the buffet puzzled about which food group to try first. Then there's your top artists. Lana Del Rey? Really? If I wanted to hear about someone who keeps trying to find themselves, I’d just look at an art student painting in a coffee shop for the third consecutive day. Billie Eilish could literally sing about the existential dread of her laundry drying, and you'd be like, "This is deep." And don’t even get me started on Justin Bieber making the cut—did you forget that he’s been sentenced to whatever music purgatory exists for a while now? Put down the sad girl anthem playlist and maybe pick up a group therapy session. Your most played songs could provide the soundtrack to a thousand “I’m fine, really” TikToks. If Lana Del Rey’s “Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd” isn’t long enough to signal for help, I don’t know what is. How many times do you need to listen to "How to Disappear Completely" before you realize you're doing it wrong by just standing in the corner at parties like a bad Radiohead cover? Honestly, Aman, between your artistic choices and playlist habits, you might just be the human equivalent of a blank canvas—somewhere between tragic and just plain blank.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!