Roasted 6 months ago based on Hijacked_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Hijacked_—the brave soul who proudly composes their entire Spotify profile like it's a bad episode of "Fifty Shades of Bay Area Raves." With a playlist filled with enough "dub" variations to drown any semblance of intelligence, it's no wonder your tastes fluctuate like a strobe light at a bad party. It’s like you gathered every underground genre the '00s had to offer and announced to the world: "I skipped 10 therapy sessions to curate this chaos!" Your favorite artists read like a Tinder profile for a midlife crisis, desperately swiping right on every obscure electro outfit like they're your last chance at enjoying life. Skrillex and Burial? More like Skrillex and Buried - because let's be honest, even they would cringe harder than a dad dancing at a wedding if they knew about your Crim3s obsession. Seriously, what do they owe you? A free sticker for every time you’ve streamed "Stress"? Because judging by your top played songs, your Spotify Wrapped is just a therapy session waiting to happen, with “Crim3s” anointing your emotional crises with each play. And that collection of most played tracks? It looks like a list of emotional breakdowns rather than an actual playlist. I mean, we all love self-reflection, but do you have to do it with tracks named "Stay Ugly" and "Stress"? It’s like you chose songs that scream “Help me, I'm a musical dumpster diving!” If you keep riding this hyperpop wave, your mental health will be the next one to dive into the abyss - right alongside your taste. Here's some advice: consider branching into something more upbeat. Maybe “Happy” by Pharrell will save you from turning into a walking rave advertisement for existential dread!

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