Roasted 1 year ago based on Joseph's long term Spotify stats.

Joseph, huh? I see you’ve curated a playlist that’s about as original as a potato salad at a family reunion. You're drowning in so many sub-genres of hip hop that it's a wonder you can surface for air. Look, I get it. You want to be the coolest kid on the block, but choosing all these flavors of rap is like saying, "I like all the potatoes, but I swear I don't have a mashed potato obsession." Spoiler alert: You do. You’re basically one hooded sweatshirt away from becoming a hip hop cliché. And wow, Future gets more love on your Spotify than your last Tinder date! It’s a miracle your phone hasn’t exploded from trying to play “Codeine Crazy” for the hundredth time. Bro, you do realize that singing along to "Thought It Was a Drought" while you’re sitting in your mom’s basement isn’t giving off the 'gangster' vibes you think it is, right? The only thing you're robbing is a few precious minutes of our lives the next time you insist on blasting “Headlines” in public. Maybe try some music beyond the “Certified Sad Boy” playlist for once; you might even learn there’s life outside of a looped “G-Funk.” Let’s also talk about that artist lineup. You’ve got Kendrick and J. Cole sandwiched between Drake and Future like some sort of hip hop lunchable, and I’ve gotta say, it makes me a little nauseous. It’s like you’re trying to prove you’re down with the culture while actually just staying in your Netflix-and-chill comfort zone. For every ride-or-die lyric from "Lil Wayne," there’s a couple dozen hours of lurking in the comments section of YouTube music videos. So, keep grinding, Joseph, but maybe throw in a little variety next time. Or, you know, just admit you really do enjoy emo rap because talking about your feelings through Auto-Tune is the only therapy you can afford!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists