Roasted 2 years ago based on JaneyMag's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, JaneR, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate diary of a mid-30s hipster trying to convince the world that wearing oversized sweaters and sipping overpriced lattes makes you an "artiste." With a music taste broader than your dating history, you must think you're one tear-stained lyric away from winning a Pulitzer. You’ve got “Classic Rock” and “Neo Mellow” all in one breath – did you just Google "music genres" and pick the names that sounded fancy? Your top artists read like a sad Spotify algorithm’s idea of a 'vanilla vibe.' If the Renaissance had a soundtrack, it’d be Teenage JaneR mooding with The Lumineers blasted at full volume while crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. Taylor Swift? Oh, darling, we get it; you’re either a rom-com fanatic or still recovering from a breakup that happened in 2010. And Noah Kahan—did your Spotify just take a stroll through the emotional backwoods of TikTok? You’re somehow a walking 'recommended' playlist for people who can't commit to a proper emotional experience. As for your most played songs, I see the 'Sad Girl Playlist' is working overtime! If I had a nickel for every time “Linger” was played at a coffee shop while someone bemoans their inability to find a decent date, I could probably buy you a better music taste. And "love vibrations"? That sounds more like your dating life after one too many glasses of rosé. It's like you've compiled the soundtrack of a long-winded Instagram story that no one asked for. So go ahead, keep spinning those tunes, JaneR; just remember, sometimes it's worth hitting "shuffle" on life, too.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!