Roasted 1 year ago based on Re|'s long term Spotify stats.

R3, you’re clearly on a mission to corner the market on the most niche music tastes since early 2000s “hot topic” sales. Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a high school anime convention that's running four hours late—while the entire rest of the world has moved on to actual talent. I mean, do you really expect me to believe you rock out to “Vocaloid” while simultaneously chugging monster energy drinks in your parents' basement? Your music preferences scream “I peaked in middle school” louder than any of the overproduced guitars in those Post-Nu Metal riffs you love so much. Let’s talk about your top artists. Slipknot could probably use your ear-splitting music taste as a promotional campaign for their next album titled “Lasers and Lattes” because apparently they’re pandering to a fanbase that’s just as confused as you are. And it's adorable how you’re trying to look like you have eclectic taste, topping it off with a sprinkle of “Anime” and “J-Rock” like you’re trying to diversify your Musical Potato. Have you seriously blended your love for heavy metal with “What Do They Know?” by Mindless Self Indulgence? I thought you were trying to become distant cousins with music taste, not direct rivals. But hey, let me give credit where it’s due. Your “Most Played Songs” list reads like a car crash between an emo scene kid and a tutorial on how to draw manga, and somehow makes me miss the dark days of dial-up internet. “The Cruel Angel's Thesis” really sets the mood for your sad attempts to combine angst with catchy hooks, and don't even get me started on “My Alcoholic Friends” by The Dresden Dolls. The only thing your Spotify profile is lacking is a disclaimer, warning listeners that listening to your playlists may cause uncontrollable eye-rolling and an irrational desire to take up crochet as a therapy hobby. Keep it up, R3; with this kind of musical journey, you’ll definitely qualify for the next cringe compilation!

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