Roasted 2 years ago based on hongmaibwi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, _hm.ai, your Spotify profile looks like the result of a music taste identity crisis! It’s like you took a cultural exchange program but forgot the exchange part. “V-Pop”? “Vietnamese Idol Pop”? Are you trying to win a prize for “Most Dedicated Fan of Niche Genres”? Because congratulations, you’ve just confirmed you’re the only person who buys those tracks on repeat. I'm convinced half of those artists are either your friends or related to you in some way because no one else has that much patience for those OTT ballads. Your top artists list reads like the who's who of someone who hasn’t figured out that there’s a whole world of music outside their hometown karaoke bar. “Ronboogz” might actually be a call for help in Morse code. I’m just saying, if his music is on your wall next to your high school prom photos, it's time to upgrade to Spotify’s “Discover Weekly” because right now, your listening habits suggest you’d rather scroll through TikTok than experience auditory joy. You’ve got songs by “Mr.Siro” that make midnight crying sessions seem more like a light drizzle—buckle up; you’re going to need a bigger box of tissues for those half-baked feelings you’re still trying to work through. And really, your top most played songs are basically the soundtrack to your anxiety. “Christmas Tree” right before “Sweet Night”? Sounds like you’ve got an emotional rollercoaster that’s more twisted than a Lunar New Year firecracker stand. I’m all for appreciating your culture, but at this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a therapy session gone wrong. So good luck holding onto your artistic integrity while you drown in regrets over those Ronboogz hits; I hope your playlists come with a side of therapy, because honey, that’s a lot of feelings for one profile to handle!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!