Roasted 3 months ago based on Wendy P. Royer's long term Spotify stats.

Wendy P. Royer, huh? The only person I know who listens to more French rap than actual French people. Your Spotify profile reads like a tourist's poorly written trip itinerary through genres no one else cares about. I mean, "Variété Française"? Seriously? That's just a fancy way of saying "I'm not sure what I like, but I want to sound cultured." And don't get me started on your obsession with every artist whose name sounds like a typo in a text. It’s like you opened a dictionary and decided to put random names on repeat! Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top songs, shall we? "Pa Pa Paw"? Sounds like what you yell at your dog whenever he steals your croissant. And "Sex Model"? I guess that's your way of telling the world you have no idea what a real relationship is. I can imagine you bopping along in your room, trying to channel the vibe of someone who goes out at night, but we all know you’re just out here judging other people's Spotify profiles instead of living your best life. Newsflash: dropping "Blind" in your list won’t make up for how deaf you are to good taste! Honestly, Wendy, with your eclectic jam session of questionable choices, you could create the perfect playlist for a cringe-worthy French film that nobody would watch. If your profile were a person, it would be that awkward friend at the party who doesn't know when to go home and instead keeps reciting self-indulgent French poetry after a few too many sips of wine. So let's try a little experiment: how about we remove half of those genres and give the world a break from the sonic disaster that is your musical taste? At least they wouldn’t have to suffer through your identity crisis on repeat!

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