Roasted 7 months ago based on hi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "hi," is that your profile name or the sound of your Spotify account gasping for life? I thought I stumbled upon a digital graveyard when I saw your inactivity—seriously, even a tortoise could beat your streaming habits! Your playlists are like your social life: more empty than a sad, half-eaten pizza at a party no one showed up to. If your music choices were any more dormant, I'd have to check for a pulse! Wait, are you trying to set a world record for the longest time without hitting play? If you need help, I can recommend a therapist for your musical existential crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!