Roasted 7 months ago based on R's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, R, the person behind this Spotify profile—a walking advertisement for emotional vulnerability. Your favorite genre list reads like a middle schooler's attempt to understand music, cramming “soft pop” and “musicals” into a blender and crying while hitting ‘play.’ I half expect your playlists to come with a side of bubble tea and a script for a heartfelt monologue. Honestly, if your taste in music was a dessert, it would be an unbaked cookie dough—sweet, soft, and just a little bit raw. Your top artists are an ensemble cast of glorified balladeers and boyband leftovers. Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles? Please. With a lineup like that, I’m surprised you’re not employing a team of therapists to help deal with the emotional aftermath of a One Direction breakup you clearly never moved on from. And really, “Musicals” as a genre? Congratulations! You’ve officially peaked in your high school drama club and decided to live that moment for eternity while everyone else moved on. As if that wasn’t enough, your most-played tracks are mostly just sad piano ballads mixed with lyrics that suggest someone paid for a high school poetry slam. “If We Have Each Other” and “Angels Fly” say it all: you're that friend who brings the group down at parties. Praying for the buffet while playing the soundtrack of a rom-com where the main character hasn't quite figured out how to leave their room. Guess you can just say you’re keeping the emotional vibes “soft” while we use your Spotify account as a cautionary tale for future music-lovers everywhere.

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