Roasted 3 months ago based on KZ2's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to ScytheX’s Spotify profile, your personal portal to the dark and twisted labyrinth of musical choices that not even a conspiracy theorist would dare to explore. With genres like "Brazilian Phonk" and "Witch House," it feels like you’re trying to conjure the spirits of bad taste from the underworld. Seriously, diving into your playlist is like taking a bad trip in a haunted house—there’s plenty of screaming, you never know when you’re about to jump, and at the end, you question all of your life choices. Who hurt you, and why does it feel like you’re pulling musical influences from the depths of a basement rave gone wrong? Your top artists read like a cry for help, embodying everything from goth teen angst to an existential crisis caught in a trap metal blender. Melanie Martinez and Insane Clown Posse? That’s a combination strong enough to drive even Stephen King to rethink his horror film career. I mean, if you're vibing to "I Smoked Away My Brain," it seems you might have accidentally locked yourself in the "Music Genres No One Asked For" vault. Let’s be real, “Daegho” is more like “Da-Who?” Was that your home screen picture on Instagram in high school too? Talk about living in the fast lane of cringe. And then we arrive at your most played songs; it’s the chaotic soundtrack to a midlife crisis you haven’t even started yet. I can just imagine you dramatically declaring “Meet You at the Graveyard,” while simultaneously planning your funeral—because this playlist is like the last will and testament of someone who can’t decide if they’re a goth, a rapper, or just really into haunted audio files. Bravo for transparency, though; listening to slowed + reverb tracks really sums up your mood, which I imagine is best described as a sad cat stuck in an eternal loop of “why bother?” Here’s hoping you find some serenity in those dark beats, but for now, it’s a clear case of "please, make it stop!"

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