Roasted 1 year ago based on riley16_m's long term Spotify stats.

Riley16_m, huh? A name that sounds like a failed password attempt and a Spotify profile that reads like a playlist curated by someone who can't decide if they're trying to catch feelings or raid a pirate ship. You’ve got more genres listed than actual friends, and honestly, it sounds more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis than an actual music taste. Sea shanties and pirate metal? What are you trying to do, teach a bunch of landlubbers about the high seas while throwing in some existential dread? You might be the only person ever to have "soft pop" and "pirate metal" in the same taste profile; I’m not sure if you’re confused or just trying to be the most ironically lame person in the room. Your Spotify wrapped must look like a therapy session where you can’t decide if you’re sad enough to weep to indie folk or too cool to bump some West Coast Hip Hop while binge-watching outer space documentaries. Tyler, The Creator and Taylor Swift? That’s like ordering a fine wine with a side of boxed juice. The emotional whiplash from your top artists is more erratic than a kid on a sugar rush at a birthday party, and honestly, I’m half-convinced your playlists are just experimental soundtracks to your inner chaos. Don't even get me started on the “Most Played Songs” section; with a mix of surf rock and lyrical masterpieces, it’s like you're just a mile away from making a Spotify profile that screams “I have originality—and a lot of questionable taste.” And let's talk about your most played songs—“See You Again” followed by “Good Looking”? Give me a break! You’re like a high schooler convinced they’re DJ Khaled because they heard “HUMBLE.” once. Here’s a suggestion: listen to “They Don’t Love You Like I Do” for a wake-up call on how to get better vibes in your life. Or just figure out what you even want from your music; right now, it feels like you’re on a never-ending quest to prove that being a hot mess can be put to a beat. Spoiler alert: it can't. But hey, at least I’m entertained! Keep those misadventures in musical taste coming.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!