Roasted 2 years ago based on kballgood's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, kballgood, where do I even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler’s attempt to write a thesis on musical diversity while desperately trying to impress their artsy friends. I mean, "Indie Poptimism"? That's not a genre, that’s a therapy session for people too afraid to admit they accidentally liked a Justin Bieber song. You must be out here thinking you’re the curator of the next Mona Lisa of musical taste while your playlist is basically an 'Intro to Basic White Girl' seminar. Your top artists are like a who’s who of the “I liked them before they were mainstream” club, but it seems like you still haven’t realized they were always mainstream, and their music doesn't count as edgy just because they have a cool aesthetic on Instagram. Taylor Swift and Charli XCX are practically the pop queens of generational angst and catchy choruses – congratulations on affirming every overplayed radio trend from 2010 to now. You might as well have a picture of yourself at a Starbucks with a pumpkin spice latte and the caption "Living my best life!" on your profile; it’s just missing the spelling errors to be truly iconic. And those most played songs? I see you’re trying to convince everyone you have diverse taste, but "Wizard" by Dora Jar followed by a Barbie song is the musical equivalent of serving a delicate soufflé at a circus. Honestly, it’s like you’re playing musical bingo: grab a little “Dance Pop,” sprinkle in some emo vibes, and finish with “cactus” just for the absurdity. News flash: driving your friends wild with your unique taste is only effective if they don’t block you after the first five minutes of your car ride. Keep trying, kballgood; at least you're giving us something to laugh about!

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