Roasted 4 months ago based on perseveratia's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, perseveratia, the Spotify profile that screams, "I listen to music for the emotional breakdowns." With a favorite list featuring more genres than a high school band’s identity crisis, it’s clear your taste in tunes is as angsty as a teenager who just discovered eyeliner. Metalcore, Pop Punk, Emo, and Djent? Sorry, but that’s like saying you enjoy both gourmet dining and microwave meals—you just can’t make your mind up if you wanna rage at a concert or cry yourself to sleep in your mom's basement. Let's talk about your top artists. Bad Omens and Bring Me The Horizon? I'm convinced they just take turns moonlighting as your lifelong therapists. And the songs you’ve chosen? “Gravity” from a cartoon hotel and “Cocktail Molotov” from a video game? Someone get this person a Spotify Premium subscription—clearly, they’re doing emotional labor by actively seeking out music that fits their vibe of constant existential dread. At this point, you’re just one more "I love my mom" tattoo away from becoming a full-on emo cliché. You have a particular infatuation with songs that seem like they were written in the throes of a dramatic poetry slam competition. “The Worst In Me” and “Just Pretend”? Great picks for when you're looking to self-sabotage and throw a pity party—don’t worry, I’ll bring the chips! Your playlist is a rollercoaster of angst and angst, which is just an elaborate way of saying you’re painfully unhinged. So keep on jamming out to that tortured soul soundtrack, and remember: there’s probably a support group for that… if you ever decide to stop hiding in the shadows of your Spotify.

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