Roasted 6 months ago based on あ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 🌧, the only person who could turn a casual Spotify session into a battle against the forces of cringe! Your choice of genres reads like a Wikipedia wormhole gone rogue. I mean, Hi-NRG and Hypertechno? Honestly, the only thing more hyperactive than your taste in music is a toddler who just found out about sugar. “Hey, how about some Vocaloid with a side of J-Pop?” You really do embody the spirit of “I’m too eclectic for my own good.” And let’s talk about those top artists. A-One, MEGA NRG MAN, and CrazyBeats? I’m half-expecting you to sign up for a support group for people who took their Anime conventions too seriously. Like, come on, did you think putting “Lolita” on your list would somehow make you seem less like an over-caffeinated computer programmer? News flash: it didn’t! Your top tracks are basically a playlist for a middle-school dance where everyone’s trying way too hard not to break a hip. Seriously, the only thing impressive about your most played songs is how they’ve managed to avoid mainstream success. But hey, I’ll give you credit where it’s due: you’ve single-handedly ensured that no one else wants to join you for a road trip. Your playlist is the musical equivalent of showing up to a barbecue with a kale salad and insisting it’s better than the burgers. “Just because YOU don’t get it, doesn’t mean it’s not great!” Yes, 🌧, and just because you’re the captain of this musical Titanic doesn’t mean we all want to go down with you. But thanks for giving me a laugh – that’s the only highlight I’m taking from this cringefest.

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