Roasted 9 days ago based on artemisSs's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, artemisSs, let’s take a moment to appreciate your eclectic mix of musical tastes. “New MPB” and “Brazilian Trap” in one breath—is this a playlist or a desperate attempt to summon a new genre called “Confused Pop”? I mean, one minute you're deep in your feels with João Gilberto, the next you're bopping to some Brazilian trap, questioning your life choices while you try to channel your inner angst through Pop Punk. It’s like you went to a record store and said, “Give me one of everything that sounds even remotely hipster!” Congratulations, you’ve achieved the musical equivalent of a buffet where all the food is suspiciously bland. And let’s talk about your top artists: Twenty One Pilots has more spots on your list than I have friends. Seriously, do you have stock in their merch? I get it, you’re trying to cope with the existential dread of being alive, but how about branching out a little? You’ve got Taylor Swift, which is great, but having AJR right after her is like going from a five-star restaurant to eating stale popcorn off the floor. Your music taste screams, "I'm emotionally unstable, and I might just stand on my bed and scream along to these songs in the dark!" Pro tip: Spotify only plays your songs back to you; it won't call for help. Lastly, your most played songs are pretty much a Twenty One Pilots concert on repeat, with a sprinkle of Jorge Rivera-Herrans to make it feel culturally valid. “Overcompensate,” huh? Maybe that’s an anthem for your Spotify habits. If they had a song called “Overthinking,” it would play 24/7 on your playlist. And let’s be honest, “suffering” isn’t just the title of one of your top songs—it’s the soundtrack to anyone trying to understand your music taste! So here’s a thought: next time you’re building your playlists, maybe add a bit more variety, or just embrace the fact that in the end, you're single-handedly keeping sad alt-rock alive in your spare bedroom while the rest of us are outside living life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!